a happy 4th of july to all my fellow americans. we should pause amidst all the hotdoggery and blowy-uppy to recall the purpose of today's festivities.
it is also on this magical holiday that i tend to think of my friends to the north in canadia. i think we should offer our support in overturning the iron rule of the queen. we have some experience in both overthrowing monarchies and installing democracy in foreign lands--a stellar record in both, i might add. have your people call my people and i'll set something up, eh?