United States of America v. $124,700 in U.S. Currency
the onion be damned. in a move that i can only call outrageously baffling, the gubmint has succeeded in trying and convicting physical currency. i shit you not. due process is now officially a sham. the owners of said currency were never even charged with a crime of any sort related to this money. you can read the ruling to take in the morbid stupidity of asset forfeiture law.